FORMER ARMY RANGER, AGE 33

Willie, still caught up in the horrors of war, suffers from crippling night terrors due to his last assassination mission in Columbia for the CIA. His team of three was killed because of a mathematical error he made. Under a strict gag order by the U.S government, Willie leads a life full of guilt, remorse, and loneliness. He finds solace in his one source of companionship, his dog “PRIVATE”. He keeps himself safe by not getting involved.

EXPERT MOTORCYCLIST, AGE 26

Gretchen is young, beautiful, unapologetic and an expert motorcycle rider. She is head of the IT department for a Santa Cruz tech firm. After work her lethal alter ego shines as she teaches Tang Too Do Karate at her local dojo. She is a lethal combination of sass and expertise.

U.S SENATOR, AGE 54

Jenning’s is a handsome senator in the midst of battle for the title of Governor of California. A graduate from Berkeley Law School, he is very cunning and manipulative. He’s great at telling people what they want to hear and his opinions sway with the breeze. His two goals in life are to get re-elected and someday occupy the White House.

L.A’S TOP DEFENSE LAWYER, AGE 53

Frank has been recently asked to step-down from his law firm due to too many sexual harassment complaints. He graduated from Berkeley Law School with Senator Corde. His goal in life is to get a prominent position with the Corde team in Sacramento and regain his self-worth. Frank bought a million-dollar coach as a reward for being eleven months sober.

HEAD OF THE LOCAL TRIBAL POLICE, AGE 45

Sheriff Rodriguez is in charge of law and order of the local Native American reservation.

DACHSHUND, AGE 8

Private was rescued in the jungle by Willie Maroot and now serves as his singular compadre. He is most proud of his two parachute jumps alongside his master.